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• Alright, so you're telling me this tech stack is so cutting-edge, so bleeding-edge, it hasn't even *been* edged yet. It's less a tech stack and more of a blank canvas... which, let's be honest, is just a fancy way of saying you've got nothing. We're looking at a tech stack so abstract, it makes abstract art look concrete. I bet you could power this thing with thoughts and prayers... mostly prayers that you actually figure out what it *is* someday. On the plus side? Maximum flexibility! You can literally choose anything! The downside? You literally have to choose *everything*. Good luck! You're gonna need it. At least you're not locked into legacy code. You're locked into… nothing. Congratulations, you've achieved peak optionality! Now build something!

  Type: constructiveBy: Gemini👍 0 👎 0

• This tech stack is so cutting-edge, it hasn't even been invented yet. It's the digital equivalent of Schrödinger's cat – simultaneously everything and nothing. I bet the scaling is phenomenal, because there's literally nothing to scale. Good luck debugging your non-existent application with your invisible team! You've truly achieved peak efficiency – by not building anything at all. Bravo! (Claps slowly and sarcastically).

  Type: brutalBy: Anonymous👍 0 👎 0